March 2013
1 post
Reaction to a Super Hard Set
swimmemes:
January 2013
12 posts
shialebuffalo:
shialebuffalo:
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
Proving someone else that they're wrong.
sodamnrelatable:
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
sodamnrelatable:
“Swimcest exists because it’s rare to find another person who eats 10,000 calorie...”
– Mike Gustafson (via yewcouldbeswimming)
Shit swimmers dont say
shut-up-and-swim-bitch:
Swimming is the best
swimmers-united:
we kick more than soccer players
we bump into more things than volleyball players bump the ball
we yell louder than cheerleaders
we have better uniform than football players
we can’t get yelled at by our coach for hogging the spotlight like basketball players
we dive further and longer to get to our home plate than baseball players
we are physically and mentaly stronger...
Trying to do homework after swim workout...
aswimmersparadise:
yes-im-a-swimmer:
thats just me generally trying to do homework
December 2012
6 posts
How most of my races go...
sw-im-agine:
Ah the extreme comfort level among swim teams
Normal Girl: I'm cold.
Normal Guy: Oh, here take my jacket.
.
Me: Damn. It's freezing. Is this water melted from glaciers!?!?!
Swim team guy: Want to borrow my pants?
A week as a swimmer:
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
Monday Practice:
Tuesday Practice:
Wednesday Practice:
Thursday Practice:
Friday Practice:
Saturday Practice:
Weekend:
Monday Practice:
November 2012
1 post
coach: i think you should do more distance events
me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal meth but then i think, mmm better not
October 2012
8 posts
Swimming the 1000? The Mile?
aswimmersparadise:
Oh well, YOSO:
YOU ONLY SWIM IT ONCE (in a season)
When my coach surprises us with a 400 IM set
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
400IM description... MY VERSION.
swimstories:
Walking up to the blocks:
At the blocks:
100 fly:
100 Back:
100 breast:
100 free:
Those Amazing Races
aswimmersparadise:
Your just all:
BOOM! I’m amazing!!! I’m a god damn waterbender!
Then you have the races where you gain just about 10 seconds:
Went To Morning Practice Today
aswimmersparadise:
went to school all:
During class:
pretty sure my teachers think I’m high….
and when it came to afternoon practice:
I completely lost the ability to can
September 2012
8 posts
swimmer-girlproblems:
Non-swimming friend:
“Have fun at your swim lesson!”
Me:
When people tell me that their sport is harder...
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
I’m like:
it’s funny that exercise helps you live longer...
Getting Home From Practice
aswimmersparadise:
We are faced with the biggest question of all:
or:
Done With Break
aswimmersparadise:
School in a day:
and then there’s the homework:
and then… the first day of practice:
Swimming. School. Swimming. Sleep.
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
Homework?
August 2012
30 posts
Looking At A Distance Set
aswimmersparadise:
And your just like:
When Someone Gets the Relay Disqualified
aswimmersparadise:
I’m all:
But I mess up the relay I’m all:
How you've been since the Olympics started:
swimmingwaterpolo:
When taper starts:
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
How I feel Out Of A Pool
aswimmersparadise:
At the beginning of the season
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
Everyone’s all:
15 minutes in:
glimmering:
moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period
